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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 02:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is there a musician who has publicly stated that they do not want their music played by the Trump campaign or at a Trump rally? If so, who and why?

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

Is it considered rude to comment on someone's weight? Is it simply stating a fact?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

Why do a bra and panties have to match?

Next, they tried...

Then came..

How do you explain BYD selling more battery electric vehicles than Tesla in Europe for the first time in April?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

What should I do to get over a relationship?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is a good way to conduct an interview?

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is a fun psychological trick to try on someone?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Do intellectuals who peddle pseudoscientific tripe like simulation theory ever stop and think they are just dumb NPCs for Illuminati bot wars?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Is heroin really as good as people say it is?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

What is so great about Jiraiya?

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is some information about unprotected sex and pregnancy?